whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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