I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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