so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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