Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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