you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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