But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
