Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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