Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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