Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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