Soap is not a condiment
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
