How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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