David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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