i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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