Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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