I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
