doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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