Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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