My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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