You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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