Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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