new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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