i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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