I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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