It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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