she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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