let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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