On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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