Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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