Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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