on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Terrible idea I love it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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