Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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