Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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