god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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