I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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