Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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