In the future we'll all be gay
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
