I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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