After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I didn't notice because vodka
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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