just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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