is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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