I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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