yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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