dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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