saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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