This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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