Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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