I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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