This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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