His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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