doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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