I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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