if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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