Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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