I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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