The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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