I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
